#38: Only New Video Games, Please
I’m not a gamer, but it’s my understanding that the Assassin’s Creed games are a pretty big deal. At the very least, I remember when there were all those cool parkour videos showing “Assassin’s Creed in real life.” So I would think that to get one of those games for free, even if it’s one of the older ones, would be pretty cool.

But apparently, I am mistaken, according to this commenter. He clearly thought that giving it away was stingy of Ubisoft because it wasn’t one of their brand-new games. He strikes me as the kind of guy who could be rescued from a near-drowning experience and be mad at his rescuer for not keeping him from getting wet.