#8: Personally, I Like Android
The woman in this next post is really a piece of work. She asks for a donation of an old phone and is quickly offered one, which is incredible, to begin with; how many people do you know would willingly give away such an expensive device? She should be thanking her lucky stars!
But when she finds out it’s—gasp!—an Android, she not only refuses to accept it, but she gets increasingly condescending and belittling about the phone on offer. I mean, come on, lady, did you really think that three puking emojis were necessary? Surely one (or, even better, zero) would get your point across.