Infuriating Examples of Beggars Being Choosers on Social Media

This next post is an absolutely fascinating read. The poster is clearly not the best speller in the world, so to tell what they are saying, you have to read the text out loud, as though you were playing a game of Mad Gab. And you can hear the accent coming through on some of the words, like “sofer.”

That entertaining little linguistics detour aside, what makes this post sound so entitled is that ending: “i wont it dropped off as well.” While you’re at it, why don’t you ask that whoever brings you your new appliances also mows your lawn, feeds your cats, and gives you a foot rub? After all, if you’re making unreasonable demands, you might as well go big, just in case someone agrees to it.