#28: A Lovely Cheesy Initiative
Maybe I am just especially young at heart, but I love making pizzas. I loved it when I was a kid, and we would use those refrigerated biscuits as the basis for tiny pizza creations. I love making a pizza now, where I can try all sorts of cool flavor combinations and feel like a cool pizza chef in my own home.

So personally, I would have been stoked at any stage in my life to receive a free pizza-making cake from this fine establishment. I bet a lot of the people who received these kits felt the same way. But of course, there’s always got to be that one person who finds something to complain about: in this case, that pizza is not healthy. You have a problem with that, commenter? Then you use your own money to donate fresh fruits and vegetables.