10. And This is Why the Planet is Dying
That is a very strange trip to take for a simple shower. It’s hard to know exactly how much of an indulgence it is given the starting location is unclear (and therefore, it’s unclear how close Denver is), but buying a two-way plane ticket just for a shower is the real reason we’re having problems from carbon emissions in planes.
Having class and standards is all fine and good, but it really could have been easier to just go to a hotel for it. Far cheaper, probably far quicker, and so much easier. As they say, common sense is not so common.