#15: Truly the Greatest Gift
Ho boy, ain’t this the truth. I would like this gift as well, please. When they ask what I want for Christmas, a personal bubble of warmth is perfect, thank you very much. Because truly, when it’s so cold that the air bites, the bed becomes more than just a sleeping spot; it’s your own personal haven of warmth.
The thought of leaving that snuggly, blanket-strewn paradise? Preposterous. I’d like to take it with me, please, from the bus stop to the office chair. Just roll me around from place to place; I promise I’ll be productive…ish. If only we could all just hibernate through the chill and emerge when the sun graciously decides to bestow its warmth upon us once more.