#36: For the Person Who Has Everything…
Thrift stores can be fantastic places to search for a gift for somebody, especially if you have no idea what to get that person. You may not find a gift that you think they want, but you just might find one that’s so original that they’ll instantly fall in love with it. This, however, is not that gift.

We know this is just a joke (at least, we hope it is), but it’s still pretty gross. We don’t want to imagine people actually grooming their belly button lint. Admittedly, it needs to be done from time to time, but we still don’t need to picture it!