42 Hilarious Things People Believed Were True While Growing Up

That is a really good incentive to get someone to come on time. I don’t think it would work for some of us (guilty as charged). Maybe the first few times it would, but afterward, you’ll stop caring again and keep showing up late. And then get fed to a shark, I assume.

It could be worse; it could have got you when you didn’t see it coming, like swimming obliviously in the sea while on vacation like you were in Jaws. If you don’t have a deathly fear of sharks, watch the movie! It will cure you of that quickly.