#9: Enjoy the Seat
Kids want a lot of attention and affection, and often that means sitting right in the center of business. Unfortunately, when there is more than one kid, it can be difficult to make everyone happy, even when taking turns. Some children will do anything they can to not have to share.
This five-year-old didn’t want to share lap privileges with her older brother, so she did what she had to do. In this case, she had to fart. This little girl decided that letting out some air would be the perfect vengeance for giving up her seat. We wonder if it worked or if she made them both lose lap privileges for a long time.