#5: The Red Sea Look
This darling damsel is a walking paradox, an enigma wrapped in a riddle. The culprit who permitted her to don those spectacles surely deserves a stint in the clink! Her eyes, those soulful orbs, are making a desperate bid for freedom! And her hair, oh her hair! It’s a wild, untamed entity, rebelling against the norm.
Listen, we harbor no ill will toward the mullet, especially if it’s a nostalgic snapshot from the past. However, the abomination that is a mullet paired with a center parting? That’s a fashion felony that should’ve been outlawed. It’s an affront to the mullet’s voluminous glory! Plus, it bestows upon the wearer an uncanny resemblance to a winged creature. It’s as if she’s sprouted wings from her noggin!