#38: The Basset Hound Ears
When the lines of a mullet are sketched out of place, it results in quite an amusing spectacle. Fortunately, the top part of his hairdo is fairly tidy – a silver lining indeed. Imagine if it had been a tad longer and curlier, it would resemble the fluffy ears of a poodle! Now, wouldn’t that make for an interesting sight? A man sporting a mullet and poodle ears, what a delightful and whimsical combination!
The lengthy tresses must originate from behind the ears, unless you’re sporting a more relaxed, rock ‘n’ roll inspired mullet. It doesn’t matter if the sides are buzzed to echo the top, as long as they aren’t drooping down. We’re practically fighting the compulsion to console this poor lad by patting his head! It’s like he’s donned a furry animal on his skull, and it’s begging for a gentle stroke!