#10: The Non-Do
Ladies and gentlemen, behold! This isn’t merely a hairdo or even a hair-don’t. It’s a hair-oh-no! This sweet, innocent child, blessed with cascading locks, found herself in a bit of a hairy situation. Her beautiful strands were obscuring her vision. So, armed with a pair of scissors, she bravely embarked on an impromptu DIY bangs journey, crafting a distinctive ear-to-ear trim.
The only plausible explanation for this outrageous spectacle, her radiant smile seems to corroborate our theory. It’s a lamentable reality that the scissors were snatched away prematurely, denying her the chance to liberate herself from the constraint of the collar! Imagine the exuberant celebration that would have ensued if she had triumphed in her quest for emancipation from the clutches of that confining neckpiece!