34. Is it Summer Yet?
This is very true, except we haven’t even been really getting the winter wonderland this year, as winter usually hits in January. So, straight to the second panel. That’s it, I’m moving to Australia. It’s the seasonal letdown when you skip right past the festive cheer and land in the heart of a gray, slushy mess that January calls winter.
You’re all geared up for the holiday spirit, only to be greeted by the cold shoulder of Mother Nature. The relentless barrage of icy cold makes you fantasize about the sunburns of the Outback. Let’s prepare for the land down under, where Christmas comes with a chance of sunstroke and the only ice you’ll find is in your cooler. Goodbye, frosty mornings and hello, beachside barbecues!