Paris Hilton Saved Me in Germany
”My car broke down on an autobahn in Germany. Managed to coast to sort of layby thing with a burger van and toilets in it. I was in a bad state because I can’t speak any German, my phone had no credit and I didn’t have my breakdown details with me so I had no idea what to do.Then this big old American guy appeared and offered me a cup of tea in his motor home. In the van was another guy and friggin Paris Hilton! I kid ye not.”
”She was sweet and made me a sandwich and gave me a hug then proceeded to talk to me for 30mins about some old radio bits she’d bought in some show in Freidrichshafen. I didn’t understand most of it. She said that when she wasn’t working she liked to drive about Europe going to radio and air shows as if she put a hat on nobody ever recognised her. Then they towed me to a garage at about 40km per hour. Oh yeah and she sat in my car and asked if it was ok before she smoked.