Umbrella Tricks
Do not try this trick at home, people! We promise it will backfire as it did for this storyteller. One day they decided it would be a genius, innovative idea to open an umbrella by holding the handle in their mouth and pushing the button. They didn’t have any real reason for wanting to try this other than curiosity.
Their curiosity ended in injury. When they pushed the button to open the umbrella, the handle shot back into their mouth and broke their two front teeth! Looking back, they have no idea why they tried this weird way of opening an umbrella. They must’ve thought the umbrella would shoot out of the handle and make it look like it was exploding out of their mouth.