Out of Order
The human brain is a truly fascinating thing. We are capable of planning, problem-solving, and so many other cognitive functions. Sometimes, our brain seems to short-circuit and makes us do truly dumb things. This person opened a carton of orange juice, saw the “shake well before use” directions, and proceeded to shake the heck out of the carton– with the cap off.
Their brain seems to have mixed up the simple steps they wanted to take when opening the orange juice. This short-circuit moment ended up with our storyteller getting OJ all over themselves and the kitchen. On top of that, their roommate thought they were a total idiot for forgetting to put the cap back on before shaking.