Stupid Staple
Sometimes in our lives, we know the answer to a burning question but have to see for ourselves if what we know is, in fact, true. This person had an itching desire to find out if stapling a finger was possible. Now, we all know that stapling a finger with a stapler is possible. Why wouldn’t it be?
But this person had to confirm the answer first-hand. They took the plunge and…stapled their own finger. Surprise, surprise, the staple went through, and they ended up injuring themselves. Take this as a life lesson, dear reader. This person almost sacrificed their finger to find the answer to this burning stapler question. Now we all know the truth. Don’t staple your finger.