Early Retirement
While some people don’t like to think about death, others love to plan ahead. It’s not uncommon for older people to plan for the future by purchasing their burial plots ahead of time. It is uncommon, however, to get excited about your future home at another person’s funeral. That’s what this guy did.
The OP’s father and uncle attended a funeral a while back and got way too much information from another guest. This guest had pre-purchased their plot at the same cemetery where the funeral was taking place. He excitedly pointed it out to the OP’s father and uncle when they passed it on the way to the casket. The uncle couldn’t help but think out loud, “Why doesn’t he crawl in right now?” Good point!