#40: Don’t Drink the Tea
This guy’s first and last time using Airbnb was one of the worst experiences of his life. He was staying in Denver to take a drug test for a new job and booked an Airbnb. Turns out, the host he booked with was a hot, hot mess. She immediately confided in this poor guy that she had been abducted by aliens and she was addicted to certain substances. Super!
Our storyteller then accepted a cup of tea from her. You’re probably reading this thinking, “Don’t drink the tea!” Alas, he did drink the tea because she swore it wasn’t laced with “anything funky.” Unsurprisingly, our storyteller failed his drug test, lost his new job, and is now part of a criminal investigation about the fight. All because he happened to stay at the worst Airbnb in all of Denver (and probably the world).