#27: Demanding Chicken
Look, I totally get wanting to do everything within your power to get your hands on some free Chik-fil-A. I am obsessed with the Chik-Fil-A dipping sauce and would happily eat an old shoe if I could eat it covered in that sauce. So I can see that if I saw a post about a promotion giving away free food, I might be disappointed if I found out I didn’t qualify.
But as much as I am obsessed with their delicious sauce, I am also aware that the five job titles mentioned as getting free food are difficult, thankless, and often underpaid work. So I can sit back and allow them to get this lovely free food promotion without demanding, “What about free chicken for copywriters who create lists of entertaining memes?”