#35: Whoopsie!
Aha! Maybe I could be a cashier, after all. This is precisely how I would have responded to the situation, and they’d have gotten a knowing look from me forever after. Honestly, though, I am positive they aren’t the only people to purchase those items without the intention of using them all at once or for anything fun.

I’m sad that the wife was embarrassed, though. There’s no need to feel weird about anything like that. I mean, people are going through checkouts with glass bottles, potatoes, and KY. A little Vaseline and stool softener is nothing in comparison to that! Don’t you agree?
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